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10 Gifts for 10 Controversial Celebs

1. Hayden Kho
The gift: Canned pineapple chunks
Why: So he can get all the goodness of pineapples without the wounds from allegedly rubbing his face against pineapple leaves.

2. Maricar Reyes
The gift: A trophy
Why: For coming out on top with projects left and right after the Hayden Kho sex video scandal. Indeed, there is no bad publicity.

3. Jinkee Pacquiao
The gift: Boxing lessons
Why: So she can knock out fighters (or players) who hit below the belt.

4. Krista Ranillo
The gift: A security team
Why: So she doesn’t have to use Enchanted Kingdom’s security to ward off the press. The amusement park’s patrons need protection too, you know.

5. Kris Aquino
The gift: A hearing aid
Why: Because we’ve always wondered if she can hear herself speak.

6. Marian Rivera
The gift: Speech lessons. Maybe the Berlitz Language Center offers gift certificates…
Why: Because saying “beautiful” for a TV commercial shouldn’t sound so painful.

7. Carla Abellana
The gift: Acting workshops
Why: Because her Rosalinda portrayal didn’t make us say “Ay, amor!” just “Ay.”

8. Charice Pempengco
The gift: A shopping spree with Michael Salientes
Why: As bloggers Chuvaness and Candy noticed, the extremely childish-looking 17-year-old diva could learn a lot from Michael Salientes who’s responsible for Sarah Geronimo’s record-breaking fashion transformation.

9. Annabelle Rama
The gift: A stress ball
Why: This Christmas might be the Gutierrez matriarch’s happiest because the Department of Justice reversed the dismissal of the libel complaint they filed against PEP, as she told Showbiz Central, but we’re still giving her a stress ball. We can only imagine the monstrous strain a legal battle this big causes.

10. Aling Dionisia Pacquiao
The gift: Dance Dance Revo on Xbox
Why: So the 60-year-old dancing queen can practice more and even defend her title internationally through Xbox Live’s online competition.