paying for men

Since I lost my job ( indefinite leave), I am ashamed to admit that I’ve started paying for the services of men to entertain me during the day while I’m at home alone. Sometimes it’s just for a quickie; other times it can last for hours, but they’re all great with their hands. You never quite know what you’re gonna end up with on your doorstep, what with all the negotiation done over the phone prior to their visit, and I’ve had a real range of guys turning up. Some like to get right down to it, others like to talk things through first, to find out exactly what is required. Some come with lots of accessories, while others prefer to keep things simple.

So far I’ve called out the  young gasman, two plumbers, an electrician, roofing guy, and a painter/decorator – what did you think I was talking about? Trouble is, being home more often without the stress of working does make you think about sex a lot and each workman that comes over seems to be hotter than the last, all young, tall, muscular and handsome – when did household trades become the fallback career to modeling? Or have I just been out of work too long?

When tradesmen are this attractive you do wonder how many ‘extras on the side’ are being given out to horny housewives. I always thought that was an urban myth or something that happens in trashy romance novels, but who knows. I’m sure in these ‘credit crunch’ times handymen have got to be more accommodating like most services.

I do wonder how easy it would be to get a little, personal servicing from one of these handy hunks. How would you go about it without risking complete embarrassment. It’s very easy to come up with an excuse to get a guy into your bedroom, but then what? I reckon you could try the direct approach with a back-out clause by simply asking, “you wanna fuck?,” under your breath. If the guy looks aghast, you clear your throat and pipe up, “I said, do you wanna coffee?”

I quite like the idea of saying to your sweaty guest, “I’m going to take a shower and I’ll leave the door unlocked in case you need anything…” Maybe I should write a trashy gay novel. I’d love to know if anyone has ever seduced a handyman and what line they used. - mcky88